Boring History Bit

Pretend that you are vaguely interested, laugh nervously, pick a horrible glass of "sparkling" wine off the tray of a surly waiter. Add the delight of a piece of ham and pineapple from another pimply youth's sagging cardboard "serviette", slash your wrists, and casually wonder why the hell you thought that "Contract Electronics Manufacture" was for you.

1994 Datum Dynamics was specifically created to take advantage of the problems inherent in the supply of tooling to the contract electronics manufacturing sector. - Pop Music was essentially crap

1997 Datum Dynamics Inc. our sister company in the USA was created to service the New England and Eastern Seaboard of the States - You suddenly realise that Punk Rock was 20 Years ago.

2000 Datum Dynamics Hungary was formed to serve the Central European Market. - Pop Music is generally a lot better but Westlife makes up for the improvement.

2001 In a fit of pique two directors decide to buy out Datum Dynamics UK and Hungary to form Global Datum. Their wives wonder how they are going to feed their children.

2002 Datum Dynamics Canada Inc is formed to serve the North American market. We now have to listen to Bare Naked Ladies, and say what a great actor Tom Hanks is.